The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

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I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is...

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

I'm stressed over over Ron and Sam's relationship .. am I supposed to be stressed...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting...

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she...

Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she...

How do you spell 'likely'?

How do you spell 'likely'?

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take...

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?

Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.

Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.