Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000...

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their...

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the dahling thing got started?

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

Thou shouldst not become presumptuous through much treasure and wealth; for in the end it...

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting...

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty