If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Quote by Frank Zappa

Topics: College Quotes, Education Quotes

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if...

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me...

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be...

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destiny; people own themselves....

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is:...

The belly will not listen to advice

The belly will not listen to advice

About the worst advice you can give to some people is, Be yourself.

About the worst advice you can give to some people is, Be yourself.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.