I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsht, my fcking running around. Then I could just have to focus on the day-to-day.

Quote by Kenny Powers

Topics: Kenny Powers Quotes

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of...

The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of...

Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss....

Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss....

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Gods takin a dump on my face.

Gods takin a dump on my face.

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.