I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

Topics: Birthday Quotes, Funny Quotes

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope...

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope...

It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is...

It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is...

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service...

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service...

I may give you any birthday present you ask for, but it will never to...

I may give you any birthday present you ask for, but it will never to...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service...

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service...

I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with...

I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with...

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

Life is too short to be small.

Life is too short to be small.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...

Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...

My dearest sister, wish you a very warm and happy birthday. You are not only...

My dearest sister, wish you a very warm and happy birthday. You are not only...

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays...

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays...

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going...

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.