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My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...

Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something.

Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something.

Always make the best of the best, and never make bad worse.

Always make the best of the best, and never make bad worse.

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So...

I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.

I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.

Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.

Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.

Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to...

Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to...

That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention...

That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention...

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...

Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you dont like.

Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you dont like.

My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know...

My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you...

To understand your parents' love bear your own children.

To understand your parents' love bear your own children.

School is where you go between when your parents can't take you, and industry can't...

School is where you go between when your parents can't take you, and industry can't...

Schools, including universities, must insist upon the prestige of reading and especially of reading old...

Schools, including universities, must insist upon the prestige of reading and especially of reading old...