When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

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The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping...

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of...

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Make sure you eat a variety of...

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have...

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on...

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on...

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical...

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

I get into certain yoga positions at times, when I'm working out and for exercises....

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the...

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...

Tough times are like physical exercise. You may not like it while you are doing...

Tough times are like physical exercise. You may not like it while you are doing...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia

Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia

I think exercise tests us in so many ways, our skills, our hearts, our ability...

I think exercise tests us in so many ways, our skills, our hearts, our ability...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.

But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves.

Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.

Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.