Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving or breathing.

Topics: Keeping It Real Quotes, Movies Quotes

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive...

I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the...

I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the...

There's a 50% chance you won't like me... There's a 100% chance I won't change...

There's a 50% chance you won't like me... There's a 100% chance I won't change...

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in...

Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in...

When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...

When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.

No matter what I'll keep it real you know. Time for me to do it...

No matter what I'll keep it real you know. Time for me to do it...

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard...

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to...

Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to...

You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.

You know you slept hard when you wake up with one sock on.

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...

I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

A movie star is not an artist, he is an art object.

A movie star is not an artist, he is an art object.

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got...

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got...