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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work...

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work...

I refuse to be silenced.

I refuse to be silenced.

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she...

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she...

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

The true success is the person who invented himself.

The true success is the person who invented himself.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as...

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as...

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and...

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and...