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In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

Kids are taking PCs and the Internet to new heights. They're the ones that are...

Kids are taking PCs and the Internet to new heights. They're the ones that are...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they...

Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It's an old story played before by...

Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It's an old story played before by...

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.

Nobody, 20 years ago, forecast the Internet.

Nobody, 20 years ago, forecast the Internet.

I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my...

I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my...

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay...

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay...

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...

We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.

We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.

One of the Internet's strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle...

One of the Internet's strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle...