They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting...

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Without losers, where would the winners be?

Without losers, where would the winners be?

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as...

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been...

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.