Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or...

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's...

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when...

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked...

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is...

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was...

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.