The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of...

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or...

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or...

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.