I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I…

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying...

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll...

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews....

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews....

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or...

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or...

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see...

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see...

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my...

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a...

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...