Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

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I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon...

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon...

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it...

Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite

Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not....

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple...

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you....

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you...

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon...