It always takes longer than you expect, even if you take Hofstadter's Law into account.#Douglas Hofstadter
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.#Think Before You Speak
Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?#Cedric The Entertainer
If you should see any Indians you will oblige me by repeating this prohibition to...#Benjamin Hawkins
