Quotes by Will Cuppy

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

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The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is...

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The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole...

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Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is...

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Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who...

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It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the...

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If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing...

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If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing,...

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I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other...

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Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

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Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

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