Quotes by Wedding Crashers

I got a stage five. Virgin. Clinger. - Jeremy Grey

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Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. - Chazz Reinhold

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You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think...

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What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water? -John Beckwith

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What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over...

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John Beckwith: Get up, you're making us look like pussies. Jeremy Grey: If I had...

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I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween....

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John Beckwith: I have a better idea. Throw an interception to Claire, get her feeling...

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I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's...

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Mrs. Kroeger: He can have the miles. Mr. Kroeger: Nah, sweetie. You take the miles.

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Chazz Reinhold: [John has come to visit] Oh, come in, sit down, I was-hey, you...

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Claire Cleary: Don't you think that's really soon? Secretary Cleary: Well, you know Gloria, she's...

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