Quotes by Tom Robbins

People write memoirs because they lack the imagination to make things up.

#Tom Robbins

In order to be respected, authority has got to be respectable.

#Tom Robbins

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.

#Tom Robbins

I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.

#Tom Robbins

Human folly does not impede the turning of the stars.

#Tom Robbins

When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing.

#Tom Robbins

It is easier to play around with a man's wife than with his cliches.

#Adultery

The afternoon passed more slowly than a walnut-sized kidney stone.

#Boredom

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

#Belief, #Business, #Government

It is never too late to have a happy childhood

#Childhood, #Innocence

Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives...

#Drinking

Equality is not in regarding different things similarly, equality is in regarding different things differently.

#Equality