Quotes by Todd Barry

I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple...

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I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in...

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I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

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I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want...

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I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

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I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect...

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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved...

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I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York....

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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm...

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Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

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Anyone who bombs is my friend.

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