Quotes by The Smiths

The turkey you festively slice is murder.

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Don't come to my house tonight because you'll slip on the trail of my bespattered...

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By the way, I never liked your face.

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Ask me why and I'll spit in your eye.

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I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday, because you're evil.

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Behind the hate there lies a murderous desire for love.

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I drank one or was it four? And when if fell on the floor I...

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Spending warm Summer days indoors, writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.

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He comes sliding down the banister, the vicar in a tutu. He's not strange, he...

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If a ten ton truck kills the both of us, to die by your side...

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I'd like to drop my trousers to the world, I am a man of means.

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I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner. She said, I...

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