Quotes by RJ Berger

You're going out with the Dark Knight?

#RJ Berger

I'm telling you, dude, school dances, they're just a conspiracy

#RJ Berger

It's called walking to school, fatty!

#RJ Berger

School won't pay to fix the brakes on this yellow turd!

#RJ Berger

What are you? The shamwow guy?

#RJ Berger

100% guaranteed, no strings attached, porn-quality sex.

#RJ Berger

My name is RJ Berger, and taking the bus sucks.

#RJ Berger

Is that peanut oil and burnt hair?

#RJ Berger

My name is R.J. Berger, and crime doesn't pay... at least not for me.

#RJ Berger

That kid's like 5 feet of pure Columbine.

#RJ Berger

When you look back on your sorry-ass life 30 years from now, do you want...

#RJ Berger

She's, um... Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one that looks like one of them klingons from...

#RJ Berger