Quotes by Laurence J Peter

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage...

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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

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Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

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Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

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Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

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Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will...

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Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

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Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the...

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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its...

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As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.

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