Quotes by Laurence J Peter

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows...

#Laurence J Peter

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

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If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else.

#Laurence J Peter

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance...

#Laurence J Peter

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage...

#Laurence J Peter

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

#Laurence J Peter

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

#Laurence J Peter

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

#Incompetence

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

#Laurence J Peter

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

#Laurence J Peter

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

#Laurence J Peter

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will...

#Laurence J Peter