Quotes by Juno (The Movie)

Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me?...

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Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to...

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Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already...

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Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff

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You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like...

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Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It...

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Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not...

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Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those...

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Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff

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I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could, like, have this baby and, and give...

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Someday you'll be back here honey... on your terms. -Mac MacGuff

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Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who...

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