Quotes by Josh Billings

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best...

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One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at...

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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...

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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

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No one can disgrace us but ourselves.

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Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

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Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God...

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Man was created a little lower than the angels and has bin getting a little...

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Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can...

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Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be...

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Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for...

#Josh Billings