Quotes by Joe Rogan

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in...

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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends,...

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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the...

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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into...

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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a...

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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into...

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never...

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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money...

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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's...

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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors...

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