Quotes by Jimmy Piersall

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

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We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was...

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Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I...

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Nutrition makes me puke.

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If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.

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I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

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I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of...

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I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in...

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I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field,...

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I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

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I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, You're...

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