Quotes by ICarly

What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather

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They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf*...

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Does this dress make me look too... saucy? - Carly

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I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam

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I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check!...

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When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it...

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Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer

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My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... -...

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Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine,...

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Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer

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Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you...

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Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly

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