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When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where...

Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where...

Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a...

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a...

Holy cow!

Holy cow!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the...

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the...

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a...

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a...

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

It might be, it could be... it is! A home run!

It might be, it could be... it is! A home run!

It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up...

It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up...

My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.

My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.