Quotes by Gaylord Perry

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

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The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

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I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask...

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I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate...

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Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

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The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

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