Quotes by Edgar Watson Howe

The few men who have managed to reach heaven must be terribly spoiled by this...

#Men, #Time

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

#Famous Love, #Love

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion...

#Love

The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses...

#Judgement, #Men

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

#Husband, #Love

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.

#Living

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it...

#Marriage

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when...

#Marriage

Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.

#Edgar Watson Howe

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

#Edgar Watson Howe

Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.

#Edgar Watson Howe

Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.

#Edgar Watson Howe