Quotes by Damon Wayans

Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle...

#Damon Wayans

See what we have here is a failure to communicate.

#Damon Wayans

My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt...

#Damon Wayans

From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me,...

#Damon Wayans

Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who...

#Damon Wayans

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

#Damon Wayans

And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.

#Damon Wayans

Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk.

#Damon Wayans

But my kids, my brothers' kids - they think about trying to top what we...

#Damon Wayans

Save yer breath! That's just another long list of lies perpetrated by The Man to...

#Damon Wayans

I saved our fuckin' life!

#Damon Wayans

Hey, Man! What are you doing? You just wasted good weed!

#Damon Wayans