Quotes by Boondocks

The only joy I get from these parties is standing around telling mean-spirited jokes at...

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I recognize game! Your granddaddy recognize game! -Granddad

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The name's Cristal, you know like the Champagne. -Cristal

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What woman, sir? This here's a ho. -A Pimp Named Slickback

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You ain't gon' hit no woman in my house. -Granddad

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Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and...

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Ahhh, a full day's supply of Vitamin C! -Cristal

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Well, uh, heh, heh, I guess I just hate to see a child go unbeaten....

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Not many men would stop to help a woman in need. -Cristal

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In 30 years, that boy will be the President of the United States. And he'll...

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Check out that guy. Why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like...

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You got a date Robert? Did you tell her, that you got two sets of...

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