Quotes by Blades Of Glory

I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women. -Chazz

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I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors...

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Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner? -Chazz

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Remember how they used to be alive? -Stranz Van Waldenberg

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Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole! -Chazz

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Personal philosophy? Clothing optional. -Chazz

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Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen...

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Jimmy: Get out of my face. Chazz: I'll get inside your face.

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No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush....

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I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's...

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I don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep cause I miss...

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Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed. -Katie Van Waldenberg

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