Quotes by Billy Wilder

My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would...

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It was hell at the time, but after it was over, it was wonderful.

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If there's anything I hate more than being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.

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I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

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I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

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I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is,...

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He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.

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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet...

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Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.

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An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but...

#Billy Wilder