Quotes by Bare Naked Ladies

I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up the Beatles, don't blame...

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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.

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I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.

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You'll think you're looking at Aquaman, I summon fish to the dish.

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If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you some art, a Picasso or Garfunkel.

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They're complicated people leading complicated lives, and he complicates their problems by telling complicated lies.

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Absence makes the heart grow fungus.

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One day I'll construct a satellite, and Ill name it after you, 'cause you were...

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If you fall, I'll pick you up. And if you court this disaster, I'll point...

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Call the police and call the press, but please, dear God, don't tell my friends.

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If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun,...

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I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol.

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