Quotes by Augusten Burroughs

And I tend to listen to NPR when I'm not writing.

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With my own memoirs, they are truthful, and I write everything fully expecting to some...

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When people meet me, many times they're very surprised because they expect someone who is...

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There's never a false note in a Berg novel.

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The secret to being a writer is that you have to write. It's not enough...

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Reading takes solitude and it takes focus.

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Once I decided to write, to be published, I knew it would happen.

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My parents had this relationship that was really terrifying. I mean, the level of hatred...

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My only ritual is to just sit down and write, write every day.

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Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it...

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I've just finished my next collection, Possible Side Effects, and I'm now working on a...

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I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and...

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