Quotes by Anchorman

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot....

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Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to...

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Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed...

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What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something....

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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd...

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For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy

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