Quotes by Alan Bennett

Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at...

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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was...

#Parents

Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories, knowing as their...

#Advice

My films are about embarrassment.

#Alan Bennett

Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.

#Alan Bennett

Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.

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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.

#Alan Bennett

I've never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The...

#Alan Bennett

I'm all in favour of free expression provided it's kept rigidly under control.

#Alan Bennett

I write plays about things that I can't resolve in my mind. I try to...

#Alan Bennett

Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks...

#Alan Bennett

Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.

#Alan Bennett