Quotes by Ahmet Zappa

When we had to do book reports, I would pick a book that no one...

The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of...

I picked books by their covers - the worse the cover, the more I wanted...

I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie...

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it...

I collect things that just look retarded.