Quotes by A P Herbert

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests...

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is...

I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. there must be some...

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there...

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.