Quotes about Ron White

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because...

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real...

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There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and...

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The next time you have a thought... let it go.

#Ron White

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til...

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People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink...

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

#Ron White