Quotes about RJ Berger

How does your last full day of virginity feel?

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I'm tired of attractive guys who wouldn't flatten me during sex.

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I still can't believe you asked mini Chewbacca to the winter formal!

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Look, my dating life up until now has been a complete disaster, and if I'm...

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Most guys wouldn't be caught dead with a deaf girl! But, hey, I'm not most...

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Fact. of all high school girls lose their virginity at school-sponsored dances.

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I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable...

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It's gonna be epic. Not as epic as the sex I'll be having after the...

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First off, I've never seen one of you two cream puffs break a sweat. And...

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