Well oh gosh I'm not posh, me, I wear odd socks.
I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty shit.
Never had my nails done.
Bite them down until they're numb.
I'm the one with the non-existent bum
I'm that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears.
I don't like drinking fancy champy
I'll stick wit Heineken beers.