Quotes about Juno (The Movie)

Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno

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Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big!

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Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it...

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Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the...

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Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, by any chance did you throw up in my urn? Because there...

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Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick...

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Did you put like, a hundred things of tic-tacs in my mailbox? - Paulie

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You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's your's...

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So what's the prognosis fertile mertile, minus or plus? - Rollo

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You seem to be getting pregnanter these days. - Paulie

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Jeez, Bananas, shut your freaking gob, okay? - Juno

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That little pink plus sign is so unholy. - Juno

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