Quotes about Josh Billings

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

#Josh Billings

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you...

#Josh Billings

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't...

#Josh Billings

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living...

#Josh Billings

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

#Josh Billings

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

#Josh Billings

Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.

#Josh Billings

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best...

#Josh Billings

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at...

#Josh Billings

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who...

#Josh Billings

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

#Josh Billings

No one can disgrace us but ourselves.

#Josh Billings