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Look, I hate to sound like Pollyanna, but I literally can't wait to get to...

Look, I hate to sound like Pollyanna, but I literally can't wait to get to...

But I came from a conservative Republican background.

But I came from a conservative Republican background.

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then...

If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then...

If you take life at face value, it loses its luster pretty quickly. If you...

If you take life at face value, it loses its luster pretty quickly. If you...

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.

In my own defense, I wrote a one-man show, and that to me was more...

In my own defense, I wrote a one-man show, and that to me was more...

It ain't easy to break out of a mold, but if you do your work,...

It ain't easy to break out of a mold, but if you do your work,...

It is a weird feeling to have people go, Hey Chris like they know me....

It is a weird feeling to have people go, Hey Chris like they know me....

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant,...

It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant,...

I'm always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players...

I'm always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players...

I'm just an actor, but if the extra part of it is that I'm helping...

I'm just an actor, but if the extra part of it is that I'm helping...

I'm so busy these days. I forget everything but my lines.

I'm so busy these days. I forget everything but my lines.

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally...

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally...

I think we present extreme aspects of human behavior and hopefully get at times, messages...

I think we present extreme aspects of human behavior and hopefully get at times, messages...

I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting...

I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting...