You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by...
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work...
Woman's dearest delight is to wound Man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify...
If any religion had the chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next...
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English
It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.
I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to...
If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to...
It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers...
The love of economy is the root of all virtue.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge...
I have made it so perfectly clear in my tracts, articles, and books what was...
The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be...
What is neither a crime nor a sin is what you should get busy doing.
Charity creates a multitude of sins.