You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
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A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
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Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
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My reputation grows with every failure.
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.