You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of...
The harder I work the more I live.
Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all sound and successful...
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides,...
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor...
All progress means war with society.
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got...
Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the...
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a...
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it...