The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern...
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of...
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Romance is the fiction that owes no allegiance to the God of things as they...
Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of...
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
REVELATION, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he...
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend...
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Religion: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they...
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not...
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to...
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which...
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.