The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of...
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself...
Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the...
A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -...
I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is...
LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter...
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog
I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people...
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so...
Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
LEVIATHAN, n. An enormous aquatic animal mentioned by Job. Some suppose it to have been...
Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty...
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.