The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress...
DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough...
JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells...
Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which...
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Reconsider, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
LEVIATHAN, n. An enormous aquatic animal mentioned by Job. Some suppose it to have been...
Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople,...
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by...
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself...
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
When you doubt, abstain.
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.